Tag: Trump

President Trump; Also “happen to be taking xanax, prozac, oxycontin, and methamphetamine.”

President Trump raised plenty of eyebrows earlier this week when he casually announced at a round table discussion about the Coronavirus that he just happens “to be taking it.” (hydroxychloroquine) Most Democratic pundits reacted with disbelief, claiming the President wasn’t really taking it, that he was “lying like he always does” or something to that […]

Democrats Reverse Course; Announce “We Will Build The Wall”

Republicans and the Trump Administration were caught off guard today, when Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer announced plans to not only fund the wall on the border between Mexico and the US, but to dramatically accelerate its completion, and to build a wall along the Northern border with Canada as well.  With Nancy Pelosi at […]

First Contact!

Interstellar Travelers Crash White House Press Conference This Is going to be controversial; nobody who was there remembers it, and of the several hundred people who were watching the live feed of The White House Daily Coronavirus briefing, are all being visited by mysterious men in black suits with homeland security credentials, telling them to […]

House To Move To Impeach Trump Second Time

Charges This Time Will Include Bioterrorism for Refusing to Wear a Mask Nancy Pelosi began signalling the next stage in the coup a week ago, when she announced a new “select committee” to conduct oversight and investigation into the Trump administration’s response to the Coronavirus pandemic. I contacted my special source–not a mole, a weasel–in […]