Ilhan Omar
Ilhan Omar
Forcing children to wear Muslim garb will help keep them safe from the Coronavirus.

We caught up with Ilhan Omar, and wanted to ask her about her recent comments that General Flynn had been cleared of wrongdoing by the Justice department because of “white privilege.” She had other ideas.

“I don’t want to talk about anything negative, like the White Privilege that got another one of Donald Trump’s friends out of jail.” She said. I will only discuss positive things, like helping children stay safe from Trump’s Coronavirus.”

Our Philthy Times investigative reporter encouraged Omar, and asked about how she would keep the kids safer.

“Yes, well, it’s because of the Coronavirus, or course.” Omar continued. “We can make the children wear masks. In school. But the Hijab can be fashioned Niqab-style, to cover the mouth and nose–why not be Sharia compliant and safe too?”

Hajib, Niqab, or Burka?
A series of Elementary School Social Studies textbooks will stress the necessity of wearing the Niqab, unless you want to die from a deadly virus.

Omar was in a hurry and talked as she walked to an SUV that was waiting to chauffeur her to the airport. “This will settle the debate about uniforms for public schools, once and for all. We can do it now with the virus.”

“What about boys, they don’t wear Hijabs do they?” Our investigative reporter asked.

“Oh, no, of course not. The boys will feel and look like little princes with their beautiful thobes!” Omar exclaimed, before driving off to a private jet for a climate change event with Gretta in Sweden.

tbe thobe
Boys will be able to choose a red thobe, as depicted above, or a blue one, depending on their crip or blood affiliation.

Spread the Philthiness

By Walter Kurtz

The horror! I got tired of the Deep State continuously sending assassins to kill me. So I faked my own death, during a documentary film. Later I had the film edited to appear as a work of fiction. Since then I've been roaming the globe, killing judiciously, and lavising kindness and affection on the weak and needy. I've now decided to start publishing the truth for my good friend El Capitaz, on the website The Philthy Times. The horror of these philthy times must be documented.

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