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Roger Goodell Announces Unique Tryouts

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In a move of desperation–or perhaps genius–depending on the outcome, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell today announced a series of special…

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Democrats Demand 66 Trillion Dollars for a New Social Justice Initiative; Funds to be Used to Construct Time Machine

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Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer announced a legislative program calling for 66 trillion dollars in new taxes over the next…

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Obama Busy! Hacked Netflix File Reveals Multiple Projects

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One of our best friends is a white-hat hacker, semi-retired, but who has various codes, programs, operations and other resources…

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Prince Harry Agrees to Chemical Castration

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Maxine Waters Issues Protest Instructions

May 31, 2020 Walter Kurtz

Maxine Waters, the Democrat from California who in 1992, as a new Congresswoman, infamously led crowds in chanting “No justice,…

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Joe Biden Appears on “The View” In Blackface

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Joe Biden, the presumptive democratic candidate for President, emerged from his basement exile today to appear on a taped live…

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Insider; Mark Zuckerberg Conducting Seances

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We got word from our source inside the executive team of Facebook, that Mark Zuckerberg has constructed a secret underground…

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President Trump; Also “happen to be taking xanax, prozac, oxycontin, and methamphetamine.”

May 20, 2020 Walter Kurtz

President Trump raised plenty of eyebrows earlier this week when he casually announced at a round table discussion about the…

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May 18, 2020 Walter Kurtz

We caught up with Elon Musk at happy hour for cocktails. We were hoping he’d spill the beans about his…

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