Roger Goodell Announces Unique Tryouts
In a move of desperation–or perhaps genius–depending on the outcome, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell today announced a series of special…
Democrats Demand 66 Trillion Dollars for a New Social Justice Initiative; Funds to be Used to Construct Time Machine
Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer announced a legislative program calling for 66 trillion dollars in new taxes over the next…
Obama Busy! Hacked Netflix File Reveals Multiple Projects
One of our best friends is a white-hat hacker, semi-retired, but who has various codes, programs, operations and other resources…
Prince Harry Agrees to Chemical Castration
Depresion and Series of Setbacks Force Royal Rascal to Radical Remedy You think you’ve had a bad week? A bad…
Maxine Waters Issues Protest Instructions
Maxine Waters, the Democrat from California who in 1992, as a new Congresswoman, infamously led crowds in chanting “No justice,…
Joe Biden Appears on “The View” In Blackface
Joe Biden, the presumptive democratic candidate for President, emerged from his basement exile today to appear on a taped live…
Insider; Mark Zuckerberg Conducting Seances
We got word from our source inside the executive team of Facebook, that Mark Zuckerberg has constructed a secret underground…
President Trump; Also “happen to be taking xanax, prozac, oxycontin, and methamphetamine.”
President Trump raised plenty of eyebrows earlier this week when he casually announced at a round table discussion about the…
Elon Musk; “I Know How the Coronavirus Started”
We caught up with Elon Musk at happy hour for cocktails. We were hoping he’d spill the beans about his…
Secret Service Agent; “Bill Clinton Living in Terror”
Sometimes a story just comes out of nowhere, like The Ghost in Hamlet. This is one of those cases. We…